We're done with stuffy networking. No forced handshakes and no awkward icebreakers. Let's have a laugh and get business done.

Look, here's the deal:

We're done with stuffy networking. No forced handshakes and no awkward icebreakers. This is for Scottish business leaders who actually want to have a laugh whilst getting business done.

🍻 6:30-7:30pm | Networking That Doesn't Feel Like Networking

Drinks, banter and have a blether.

🎙️ 7:30-8:30pm | GRAFT & GROW LIVE

At this Graft & Grow event, we're recording live podcast interviews with attendees — and Chris and Alan will be behind the mic. Grab a 5–10 minute slot to talk about your business, what you do, and what makes you tick. We'll clip up your interview and send it back to you to share across your own channels.

Only 10 slots are available, and it's first come, first served — the first 10 applications get in. When you register, let us know the main thing you'd like to talk about so we can make the most of your time.

Get your name down early. Once the 10 slots are gone, they're gone.

⛳ 8.30-9pm | Golf Masterclass

Top pro spills the secrets. Learn something, have a laugh, maybe improve your handicap.

Who's This For?

✅ Scottish business leaders

✅ People who can take a joke and make one

✅ Folk who want real connections, not LinkedIn spam

What We're NOT:

❌ Boring

❌ Pretentious

❌ Full of dickheads

The Rules (Barely Any):

•⁠ ⁠Bring one guest per year (if they're sound)

•⁠ ⁠Show up at least twice a year

•⁠ ⁠Help us raise some funds for Back Onside Mental Health charity while you're at it

•⁠ ⁠Leave your corporate jargon at the door

Know someone who'd fit? Propose them. We'll say yes or no.

This is the start of something different. Let's actually enjoy this.

See you there. 🍻